I would give anything if during tonight's debate just after Bush mentions for the 73rd time that Kerry "voted for the 87 billion for the troops before he voted against it", Kerry would step over into his face and say:

Look, you sniveling little turd, as I'm sure you remember I voted for the draft of the bill that said all the money we pour down this black hole of a fucking war should be in the form of loans. You probably haven't heard about the 18 kazillion dollar deficit you fuckheads have already run up, but I really didn't want to pile any more on, what with you not having an actual war-plan and all.

So what did you do? You threatened to fucking VETO it. That's right! You threatened to veto the money for the troops. So the wimps in congress slapped together another version of the bill with the money being dished out in grants, and I told you to shove it.

Now your running around trying to pretend that that's not the way legislating the government works, with this "there's nothing complicated about supported our troops" bullshit. [grabs his crotch] Well, I've got something you can flip-flop right here!

My god, that would be the single greatest moment in American politics.